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Dear [name],
No offense or anything, but a friend who cares would like you to know that you have bad table manners. While you don't necessarily do all of the following listed items while dining, you may be engaging in one or more of the following behaviors considered to be poor table manners:

  • You chew food with your mouth open.
  • You chew your food loudly.
  • You slurp your beverage, soup or cereal.
  • You belch at the table.
  • You pass gas at the table.
  • You speak with your mouth full of food.
  • You use your fingers to pick up food that isn't actually finger food.
  • You pick at your teeth (with your fingers AND/OR with a toothpick) in front of others.

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