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Dear [name],
No offense or anything, but a friend who cares would like you to know that you have a body odor problem. Please don't be offended - lots of people suffer from body odor and are unaware of it! We're human and sometimes we stink, but there's plenty you can do to address your problem:
- Bathe daily. Use a mild soap everywhere - every nook and cranny, but particularly your armpits and other, ahem, regions where limbs meet your torso.
- Wear deodorant. Every day. Every grocery store, pharmacy and convenience store carry deodorant and it is reasonably inexpensive. If you sweat a lot, choose an antiperspirant.
- Do NOT try to mask your odor with cologne. You'll just stink even more.
- Do your laundry regularly. You should probably wash your shirt after every wearing. With pants, you can sometimes get more than a day's wear out of them.
- If you already do all of the above and still have a body odor problem, you may have a condition called "hyperhidrosis," or excessive sweating. See your doctor.
- Visit http://www.NoOffenseOrAnything.com/bodyodor.html for more information on combatting this embarrassing problem.
Sincerely,
NoOffenseOrAnything.com
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